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Interesting Thoughts
COWS, CONSTITUTION AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS ~~~ Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they can track
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens and terrorists wandering aimlessly around our country? Maybe
we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION ~~~ They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS ~~~ The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in our Courthouses: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not
Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... it creates a
hostile work environment and constitutes harassment.
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