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Ten Tips For Anglers
(Especially professional bass anglers)

1. Avoid cutting your fingers before a tournament. While chopping bait, vegetables or bologna… Let your wife hold them.
2. Avoid upsetting arguments with the wife about forgetting to lover the toilet seat… Use the bathroom sink.
3. A mouse trap, placed on top of the alarm clock, with keep you from oversleeping on tournament morning.
4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives… You will be AFRAID to cough.
5. Always have WD-40 and Duct Tape in your boat. Then you will be prepared for any emergency!
   1. If it should move and doesn’t… Use the WD-40
   2. If it moves and shouldn’t… Use the Duct Tape
6. All other bass anglers seem normal… Until you REALLY get to know them.
7. If you have a tooth ache on tournament morning… Hit your big toe with a hammer! You will forget about the tooth ache! BUT… Don’t hit the big toe on the foot you use to control the trolling motor.
8. If you forgot your “Fishin’ Rag”… A motel hand towel makes a great emergency replacement.
9. Grease trailer bearings BEFORE they burn out.
10. Check the air in your spare trailer tire BEFORE you have a flat. This tip is for those who actually OWN a spare.