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Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!
Top Ten comments made by sports commentators that they'd like to take back...
- Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
- Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
- Grand Prix Race Announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
- Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Ringside Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
- Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
- At a trophy ceremony for the BBC TV Boat Race:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew.."
- Metro Radio, College Football:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
- US Open TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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