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Presidential Comparision

Everyone speaks of the big differences in the policies, ideas, programs and the basic manner in which President Nixon and President Clinton ran this great country. True, there were many differences in their manner, agendas and ideas, but I have noticed a lot of differences in them, that the press and the presidential critics have overlooked…

Nixon… Watergate
Clinton… Waterbed

Nixon… His biggest fear… The cold war
Clinton… His biggest fear… A cold sore

Nixon… He advocated "Carpet Bombing"
Clinton… He dreaded "Carpet Burns"

Nixon… His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton… His Vice President was a Geek

Nixon… He couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton… He couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon… He couldn't explain the 18 min. gap in the Watergate Tapes
Clinton… He couldn't explain the 38DD bra in his brief case

Nixon… His nickname was "Tricky Dick"
Clinton… Ummmm… No difference here

Nixon… Ex-President
Clinton… Sex-President

Nixon… Famous for "Widow's Peak"
Clinton… Famous for making women "Peak"

Nixon… Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton… Would take on ANY "Ho"

Nixon… Dreamed of achieving peace with honor
Clinton… Dreamed of getting a piece while on her

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