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The Perfect Lady

I’M LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT LADY


I’m looking for the perfect female fishing partner……

  1. It is important that I find a lady who will help me load, unload, and wash the boat.
  2. It is important that I find a lady who will help me catch bait.
  3. It is important that I find a lady who loves to fish.
  4. It is important that I find a lady who is rich.
  5. It is important that I find a lady who makes me laugh.
  6. It is important that I find a lady who can be counted on and never lies.
  7. It is important that I find a lady who is good in bed and loves making love with me.
  8. It is REALLY important that these seven ladies not know each other.




 
 

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