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The story of “Onestone” the Indian Brave.

Long ago, in a small village, on the banks of a cool and clear stream, there lived and Indian boy. His Indian name was “Onestone”, given to him because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment “Onestone” cracked and said, "If anyone calls me “Onestone” again I will kill them in a slow and horrifying manner!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a beautiful young maiden, named Blue Bird, forgot his warning and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest there he shagged her all day… He shagged her all night… He shagged her all the next day too… Until beautiful, young “Blue Bird” died from exhaustion. The word got around that “Onestone” meant business.

Years went by until a woman named “Yellow Bird” returned to the village after many years away. “Yellow Bird”, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw “Onestone”, and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." “Onestone” grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day… Shagged her all night… Shagged her all the next day… Shagged her all the next night too. BUT… “Yellow Bird” wouldn't die, and only begged for more! “Onestone” was devastated, and walked off into the forest… Never to be seen again!

What is the moral of this story you ask??

Well… It seems that… “You can't kill two birds with one stone!”