Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!

Ole Blue Truck

My wife is always after me to get rid of my “Ole Blue Truck”! “She” leaks erl, transcription fluid and antifrezz all over the driveway. The neighbors is complaining that she is reducin’ property values. And “Macco” has offered to paint her for “Free”, just for the challenge, and the “Before” and “After” pitturs. But I could never part with the “Ole Girl”, if for no other reason than nobody else could, or would, appreciate her the way I do. Besides, thars lots of things that make “Her” unique……………………....

1. “She” only has a range of about 12 miles, before she overheats, breaks down, has a flat or runs out of gas.
2. Only I know how to operate the door, to get in or out.
3. You kain’t drive “Her” fast, ‘cause all of the bait containers, soodie cans and empty styreform coffee cups, empty erl cans, fishin’ magazines, and loose papers start a flyin’ ‘round in the cab.
4. You have to leave early, ‘cause it takes awhile to get “Her”started, and then the smoke clouds yur vision for a few minutes.
5. “She’s” easy to spot in the Wal-Mart parkin’ lot, ‘cause nobody else will park close to “Her” and thar ain’t another truck that color in the whole wide world.
6. “She” still has the original mirrurs. Thar all cracked and mostly covered in duck tape… But thar original.
7. “Her” parkin’ brake is a big rock.
8. Everybody waves at you when you drive “Her” down the street.
9. I can git “Her” up to 50 on a good downhill run.
10. I sur’ don’t have to worry ‘bout nobody stealin’ “Her”.