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“Me and My Big Mouth”

A priest was sitting on the New York Subway, when an unshaven, smelly drunk sat down beside him. The man’s suit was wrinkled and dirty, his hair was a mess and he had lipstick all over his face. A half empty bottle of gin protruded from his pocket and it was obvious that the man had had quite a night on the town.

As they rode along, the man began reading the newspaper that he carried. After awhile, the man lowered his paper and said to the priest, “Excuse me father, but do you have any idea what causes severe arthritis?”

“Yes!” said the priest. “It is caused by loose and lascivious living. Cavorting with wild women; abusing alcohol; unclean living and having a dirty and unkempt lifestyle.

“Oh!” Says the man.

After a moment the priest began to be ashamed of the way he had acted. “I’m sorry my son”, said the priest, “How long have you suffered with arthritis”?

The man replies, “I don’t have arthritis… I was just reading in the paper that the Pope does”.