Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!
The Old Man and the Priest
An old man goes into a confessional booth. “Father” he says, “I am 85 years old; I have been married 12 different times; I have fathered 38 children; I just married a 23 year old super model, who is now pregnant; last night I made love 3 times with 2 eighteen year old girls”.
The Priest says “My goodness my son… When was the last time you went to confession”?
“Never” the old man answers… “I’m Jewish”!
The Priest asks, “Then why are you telling ME all of this”?
“Hell” says the old man “I’m tellin’ EVERYBODY”!
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