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Talk About Lazy

I was fishing along the shore of a local pond, when I ran across an old friend named Jimmy. He was lying there, asleep, with a fishing pole in his hand. Jimmy’s bobber kept disappearing under the water, so I woke him up.

“Jimmy”, I said, “I think you have a fish”!

“Would you mind reeling it in for me”? Jimmy asked.

So I reeled it in for him.

“Would you mind baiting my hook and casting it out again”, Jimmy asked me.

I did as requested, and being totally flabbergasted by Jimmy’s laziness, I said, “Jimmy, you are without a doubt the laziest man I have ever met”.

Jimmy replied, “I reckon you’re right”! “By the way do you know where I can find a pregnant lady”?