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The Law IS The Law

So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "Under God" to be on our money… Then so be it.

And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation… Then so be it.

And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools… Then so be it.

I say, "So be it" because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.

I say, "So be it" because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.

I would like to think that those people have the American Publics' best interests at heart.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?

Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God, and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in any religious celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, THANK YOU, and on Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all… It's just another day.

I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, and Good Friday, and Thanksgiving and Easter as well as on Sundays. After all… It's just another day.

I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all… It's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct".

In fact.... I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it should be “Just another day”!

What do you all think????

Send this to you State Senator, Congressman and Representative, and tell them… “SO BE IT”!