Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!

“OH… I Wish!”

A bus is carrying a load of “Bass Pros” to a tournament. The driver is a red-neck minner dunker from Arkansas, and all of the “Bass Pros” are constantly making fun of him and ridiculing him. While trying to open a can of Viennies, the driver crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone on the bus is killed.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced and the loss of their careers; He decides to grant them one wish each, anything they wish, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be one of the best “Bass Pro” in heaven." And so, God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be the one of the best bass fisherman in heaven too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. One after another, they all wish to be a topnotch “Bass Pro”. But… When God is halfway down the line, he notices the last guy in line is laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his butt off. Finally… God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all minner dunkers".