Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!

The Golfer

A man walks into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes, a busted lip, and a golf club wrapped tightly around his neck. The doctor asks… “How on earth did this happen”?

The man says… “Well Doc”… “I was playing a nice, quiet, peaceful round of golf with my wife”.

“She tees off on the 9th hole and slices her ball into a farmer’s pasture”. “We both climb over the fence and start looking for her ball”.

“I notice something white protruding from a cows rear end… So I go over to the cow to check it out”.

“THAT’S when I made my BIG mistake”!

The doctor says… “What did you do?”

The man replies… “Well doc”… “Sure enough… It’s my wife’s golf ball sticking in the cow’s butt”.

“I lift the cow’s tail… Point to the ball… and say to my wife”… “HONEY… This looks like yours”!