Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!
"Anglers and Beer Drinkers are full of WIT"
I am TOTALLY AGAINST mixing drinking with driving or operating a boat! Actually… I would turn my own mother in for drinking and driving! I am not opposed to a fellow, or lady, having a cold one or two after a long hard day at work, play or on the water. Why, I have even been known to spend a few leisure moments with friends, a diet Coke and "The Captain" myself. The following are a few quotes from some of our nation's more well known imbibers……………
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all of the beer that I drink, I feel ashamed! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery, and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry only about my liver." --Jack Handy
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink! When they wake up in the morning THAT is as good as they are going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra
"An intelligent man is sometimes FORCED to be drunk, to spend time with his fools." --Ernest Hemingway
"When I read about the evils of drinking… I gave up reading." --Henny Youngman
"Twenty-four hours in a day… Twenty-four beers in a case! Coincidence?? I think NOT! --Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo…
Let's all get drunk and go to heaven." --Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" --Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer! Oh, I grant that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --Dave Barry
"BEER… Helping ugly people enjoy sex since 3000 BC." --Unknown
"Remember… "I" before "e"…. Except in Budweiser!" -- Unknown
Remember… Water and alcohol do NOT mix! Enjoy your day on the water, but… Save the beer for days end!
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