Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!
You Might be Fishin' TOO much If...
You have an "Uncle Josh" pork frog hangin' from the rear view mirror of your pick-up truck 'cause it smells good.
You call you boat "Honey" and your wife "Skeeter".
The local tackle shop has a reserved parking space with your name on it.
You name your black Lab "Mercury".
The operator at Cabela's knows you by your first name.
You think "Megabytes" is a type of fishhook.
You tie your shoelaces in a Palomar knot.
Your favorite color is "Junebug".
You can't afford new tires for your bass boat trailer, so you sneak the ones off your house.
You sell your wife's car so you can get your new bass boat in the garage.
Your kids know it's the weekend… 'cause the boats gone.
You buy your wife a new fishin' rod for Christmas.
Your wife has to wear green to get you to look at her.
You keep a "Pocket Fisherman" in the truck for emergencies.
You think the four seasons are… Pre-Spawn, Spawn, Post-Spawn and opening day of bass season.
When your wife is feeling romantic, she has to tell you she has "the urge to spawn" to get your attention.
Your after-shave is called "Mountain Magic" by "Cabin Creek Baits".
You think viennies, nabs and a Nehi comprise a balanced meal.
You go to PTA meetings hoping to meet new fishin' partners.
You took the wife and kids to Disney World… and YOU went to Lake Okeechobee.
You can't tell the color of your jacket for all of the fishin' patches.
You held your wedding reception at Bass Pro Shops.
After the wedding reception, the attendants had to tie cans and old shoes to the back of your bass boat.
You named your first born child "Evinrude".
You tried to get your son a scholarship to the "Bass Fishin' Institute".
You wind up in jail… 'cause your wife asked you to buy her a jet ski.
You have a "lucky" fishin' shirt that is older than your wife.
Fishin' is swattin', swearin', and sweatin',
while castin', crankin', and cussin'.
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