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Top Twenty Reason Why Fishing is Better Than Sex

20 – No matter how much beer you drink… You can still fish.
19 – A limp rod can often be a useful thing in fishing.
18 – You never have to hide your fishing magazines.
17 – It’s perfectly acceptable to pay a “Pro” to fish with you for awhile.
16 – The Ten Commandments don’t relate “Thou shall not” and fishing.
15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you won’t have to worry about them showing up on the internet.
14 – Your partner doesn’t get upset about people you’ve fished with in the past.
13 – It’s perfectly acceptable to fish with a total stranger.
12 – When you see a really good fisherman, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
11 – If your regular partner isn’t available they won’t mind if you take someone else fishing.
10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you could go blind if you fish by yourself.
09 – When dealing with a “Fishing Pro” you never have to worry if they are an undercover cop.
08 – You don’t have to go to a seedy neighborhood to buy “Fishin’” stuff.
07 – You can post a fishing calendar on your office wall, tell fishing jokes and invite co-workers to go fishing with you, without getting sued for harassment.
06 – There aren’t any “Fishing-Transmitted” diseases.
05 – If someone sees you fishing with a stranger, they won’t run and tell your wife.
04 – Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
03 – Nobody expects you to give up fishing is your partner loses interest in it.
02 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a great vacation where you can enjoy you favorite activity.

And the NUMBER ONE reason that fishing is better than sex…………………

Your fishing partner will never say “Not AGAIN… We just fished last night”!