Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!

“Things I like MOST about being a MAN…”

1. 1. My ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. 2. Flannel is ALWAYS in style.
3. 3. Gray hair is “Distinguished”.
4. 4. The garage is all mine.
5. 5. The lawn tractor is all mine.
6. 6. I never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. 7. Car mechanics tell me the truth.
8. 8. I don't give a rat's fanny if no one notices my new haircut.
9. 9. Hot wax never comes near my pubic area.
10. 10. I’m not prone to “Weggies”.
11. 11. Wrinkles add character.
12. 12. I don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. 13. Designer dress $2550… Wrangler “Anglers” $40
14. 14. If I retain water, it's in a canteen or the boat bilge.
15. 15. People never glance at my chest when I’m talking to them.
16. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.
17. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. 20. I can open all my own jars.
21. 21. I get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. 22. My underwear is $10 for a four-pack.
23. 23. If I have food on my shirt… Nobody cares!
24. 24. I can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. 26. I can quietly watch a game with my buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me."
27. 27. No maxi-pads.
28. 28. If another guy shows up at a party in the same jeans and tee-shirt, we just might become lifelong fishin’ buddies.
29. 29. I am not expected to know the names of more than five colors… UNLESS they are for Cabin Creek Tubes… Then I know everyone by heart!
30. 30. I don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. 31. I am totally unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. 33. My belly usually hides your big hips.
34. 34. One wallet… one pair of shoes… one color… all seasons!
35. 35. I can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
36. 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 15 relatives, on December 24th, in only minutes.
37. 37. The world is my urinal.