Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!

“Bassin’ in Heaven”

A “Bass Pro” is killed in a boating accident and goes to heaven. He asks St. Peter, “Is there bass fishin’ in heaven”? “Are you kidding”? Replies St. Peter. “We have the BEST bassin’ in the universe”! St. Peter takes the guy down to the lake and they both get into a brand new “Triton” TR21 with a Mercury 250 Opti-Max on the backend. St. Peter jams down the throttle and they rocket out across the lake. Off to the left, the “Pro” sees a guy sitting on a main lake point, in another new “Triton”. St. Peter slows to an idle, so they can observe the angler in action. This guy is pulling in 7, 8 and 10 pound Smallie, one after another. Every once in awhile he hauls in a 12 to 15 pound Largemouth and a 40 or 50 pound Northern.

“Damn”! The “Pro” says. “Who does THAT guy think he is… God”? “No”, replies St. Peter. “That IS God”! “He THINKS he’s Will Whitehead”!