Fun & Jokes For Fishin' Folks!!!
Ah Wonder?
Do you think fish brag ‘bout the size of the fisherman that got away?
Should you offer to bait yer date’s hook? On tha first date?
How did anyone EVER catch any fish ‘afer all of them thar ‘lectronis gadgets, high p’wred boats, super-duper lines, custom fishin’ rods and ball bearin’ fishin’ reels came along?
What ever happened to fishin’ the ole fashioned way… With dy-no-mite?
How’s come the dumbest guy in tha boat catches the biggest fish?
How’s come you get a bite…
Every time you lay yer rod down to eat?
Every time you lay yer rod down to take a leak?
Every time you get a bird’s nest?
How’s come a fish grows faster… AFTER it gets away?
How’s come the ONE thing you ferget is the drain plug?
How’s come when you take only one rod fishin’… It breaks?
Is the reason that sky and water is both blue… ‘Cause fishin’ is heaven?
How’s come we consume our tomorrows… Worrin’ ‘bout our yesterdays?
When ‘ah stop to think… Why is it so hard to get started agin’?
How’s come conceit is sech an odd disease? It makes everyone sick ‘cept the one who’s got it!
If they’s so GOOD… How’s come they have to spend “Millions” to promote them “Super-Duper” fishin’ lures?
How’s come them “Super-Duper” fishin’ lures disappear in ‘bout a year?
How kin you catch a fish… Doin’ 70 miles an hour?
How’s come I never bring along the “right” color lure?
How’s come a fast boat covered in decals, lots of tackle, a jacket covered in patches, and ten-thousand bucks worth of tackle… Is all some guys think they need to make’em a “Pro”?
Why do I wonder so much?
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